ElessarUndomiel

- Or how to become the dwarf you´ve always wanted to be – the 50 final steps. 1. One does not simply toss a dwarf. It has to be done majestically! 2. And if you have been tossed or tossed one, never tell anyone about it. It´s a majestic secret. 3. If you kill an Orc or Ouarg make sure to take care of it quickly. These things tend to pile up. 4. Never let more than four dwarves climb on a pine tree. It´ll break. 5. Forget Red Bull. Dwarf Ale gives you wings! 6. If your host passes out – just party on. He won´t mind. 7. If your host doesn´t want you to use a piece of his furniture be so kind to humour him. You can always sit on it la